Paradigm Shift: No Longer Using the Front Door

––– HUMOROUS OPINION/EDITORIAL COLUMN –––

By The Gilbert Gumption

There has been a paradigm shift, the American public hardly uses their front door any more. Why, you might ask – well the answer is quite simple my dear Holmes (as Watson would say in Sherlock Holmes) – garages. So we escape the tyranny of rain and other weather elements…

More coming soon, stay tuned this week for the hilarious conclusion! ;-p

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